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Tiny Little Optometrists (comic for 2010-03-11)

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Tiny Little Optometrists

Posted by Ryan on March 11, 2010, 20:43 CST

There really is a TV special called "The Great Sperm Race," I watched most of it this one time. And it really was just a shitload of people in little white track suits running and running and going on awesome-looking waterslides. Oh, and getting brutally murdered by vaginas. Or something to that effect.

This is loosely based on a conversation I had with my brother as we were watching. It was in reality much longer and the joke died long before we stopped talking about it. There were ruminations of tiny little sheep, sheared by rancher sperm to produce wool for the tiny little sperm clothes.

That's about all I have to say about that one. There's another comic I want to write about "The Great Sperm Race" but I'm still working on it, and it's not being easy to write. It's a hard nut to crack. (That one hurt.)

Comme un Hippopotame

Posted by Ryan on March 4, 2010, 00:27 CST

So this one was almost censored. Being that this situation had gone down 100% exactly as it's portrayed here, I figured I'd run the script past her first to see if she thought it was funny. She didn't want me to draw it. I eventually convinced her it was too funny to pass up. I still think it is, I don't know if anyone else will though.

Also, I'm really not satisfied with how wide her head ended up. A lot of my characters have wide heads, but not Steph. I mean, I could change it, but it wasn't until it was up here and I looked at it again that I thought it looked out of place. The first panel is fine because it accommodates the big yawn mouth, otherwise though... I dunno. I'm really happy that I finally came up with a strip in which I had the opportunity to draw the characters with bedhead. Little things like that make me happy :)

Printer Jam

Posted by Ryan on February 25, 2010, 13:17 CST

Hey. So I'm sorry. It's crappy. It's just something I thought up at work. Come to think of it, this is probably a Spare! comic that I never drew.

The drawing is pretty assy too, but it only took half an hour to do! That's all the more time I could be spending with Mass Effect 2. Which begs the question of why I'm writing up a crappy news post to go with this crappy comic when I could be... Yeah. Screw this.

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Tiny Little Optometrists (comic for 2010-03-11) Enter Archives Help us pay for the site (why?) Tiny Little Optometrists Posted by Ryan on March 11, 2010, 20:43 CST There really is a TV special called "The Great Sperm Race," I watched most of it this one time. And it really was just a shitload of people in little white track suits running and running and going on awesome-looking waterslides. Oh, and getting brutally murdered by vaginas. Or something to that effect. This is loosely based on a conversation I had with my brother as we were watching. It was in reality much longer and the joke died long before we stopped talking about it. There were ruminations of tiny little sheep, sheared by rancher sperm to produce wool for the tiny little sperm clothes. That's about all I have to say about that one. There's another comic I want to write about "The Great Sperm Race" but I'm still working on it, and it's not being easy to write. It's a hard nut to crack. (That one hurt.) Comme un Hippopotame Posted by Ryan on March 4, 2010, 00:27 CST So this one was almost censored. Being that this situation had gone down 100% exactly as it's portrayed here, I figured I'd run the script past her first to see if she thought it was funny. She didn't want me to draw it. I eventually convinced her it was too funny to pass up. I still think it is, I don't know if anyone else will though. Also, I'm really not satisfied with how wide her head ended up. A lot of my characters have wide heads, but not Steph. I mean, I could change it, but it wasn't until it was up here and I looked at it again that I thought it looked out of place. The first panel is fine because it accommodates the big yawn mouth, otherwise though... I dunno. I'm really happy that I finally came up with a strip in which I had the opportunity to draw the characters with bedhead. Little things like that make me happy :) Printer Jam Posted by Ryan on February 25, 2010, 13:17 CST Hey. So I'm sorry. It's crappy. It's just something I thought up at work. Come to think of it, this is probably a Spare! comic that I never drew. The drawing is pretty assy too, but it only took half an hour to do! That's all the more time I could be spending with Mass Effect 2. Which begs the question of why I'm writing up a crappy news post to go with this crappy comic when I could be... Yeah. Screw this. Proudly powered by a modified version of btPHP 1.3.2 using Smarty. Page generated in 0.01829 seconds.